Tripping and Tottering on the Thursday NO PO Open Thread

[Z is for Zangie]

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So, I haven't always been so clumsy...age seems to have made me a total clutz. Not just tripping on air, or going upstairs, things like dropping food on myself, running into doors and pieces of furniture, ( I bruise easily and have the bruises to show for it...lol), I don't know if it is lack of paying attention to where I am going or just distracted or what, but, sooner or later I am probably going to really hurt myself. Do you have these problems and did they get worse or appear with age?

[Tarmaque]

Do you have these problems and did they get worse or appear with age?

I was a clumsy child. Always. I am less clumsy today, although it's getting worse due to the numbness in my feet and the vertigo problems.

Perhaps it was all that falling on my head when I was a child that led me to this predicament?

[Z is for Zangie]

Do you have these problems and did they get worse or appear with age?

I was a clumsy child. Always. I am less clumsy today, although it's getting worse due to the numbness in my feet and the vertigo problems.

Perhaps it was all that falling on my head when I was a child that led me to this predicament?

Could be....

[Slip Shod]

Oh 2B young again ! In younger days I was quick with fast reactions making it hard to get a clean shot at me in football. But now, anybody's grandma can tackle me.

[GuideToACrazyWorld]

@DarkPaisley broker her ankle falling on a flat floor. But that's MS not clumsiness.

I go in for surgery next Wednesday. So I might not be on for a couple weeks. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.

[Tarmaque]

But now, anybody's grandma can tackle me.

I recall in high school... I didn't play football, but I was in the marching band. We had a tradition where we would play football with each other after practice. Co-ed, and full contact, but no "real" football players were allowed. There was one girl, Angela was her name, who always lined up across from me. I would let her tackle me. As often as she wanted. Whether either of us had the ball or not.

Good times. (I should have married her.)

[Slip Shod]

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" hey babe, get me another beer"

[Roam85]

If the wall didn’t want me to walk through it, they would have built it out of my path.

[Tarmaque]

If the wall didn’t want me to walk through it, they would have built it out of my path.

And that tree ran right out in front of me!